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LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS!

4/1/2013

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I began my morning by seeking some specific information on the net which led to reading a riveting short story by a total stranger (and then wandering here and there learning about journals and submissions), perusing an article about how much Vitamin D is really in natural supplements and then cross-checking specific supplements in my cupboard, watching a friend’s dog performing in a YouTube obedience video (and writing a supportive comment below said video)--and by 1:30PM I become acutely aware that  we are subject to ubiquitous information that floats by us like glittering objects pleading for our thirsty grasp.

The amount of information sent daily to my in-box or copiously linked as I browse the web is phenomenal--almost incomprehensible, and also unmanageable. I believe it was Sir Francis Bacon who noted that knowledge is power, and I’m constantly trying to address my meager power quotient by increasing my levels of knowledge on anything from molecular gastronomy to sedation dentistry to how many times a pulsar rotates per minute to cognitive behavior rehabilitation in pure positive training for dogs! 


In the past 24 hours I learned the historically accurate backstory to Argo, realized that it’s been 72 years this week since the tragic suicide of Virginia Woolf (and that T.S. Eliot wrote an eloquent consolation letter to her husband), and found that Vincent Van Gogh and Cesar Chavez share their birthday with my dog, and this of course led to reading the respective bios of these two historically significant men. It’s endless, and the file cabinet in my brain is like the one in my office—stuffed far beyond any reasonable ability to access.

But do you sometimes just feel like lightening up? Relaxing the gray matter and watching Property Brothers or listening to some Black-Eyed Peas? It’s Monday, and I look forward to this evening with great anticipation. Why? Because on Monday nights I can hang out for an hour with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I may as well kiss any notion of being “literary” or “intellectually sophisticated” good-bye now that I’ve revealed this. The Real Housewives franchise (any city will actually do) simply lightens the load on the hamster wheel of my inquiring mind. No real information to gather, no applicable relationship strategies to store, no political arguments to garner, not even helpful fashion notes to take. I love the Housewives like I love Hostess Ding Dongs, still savoring the chemical goodness while aware of the complete lack of nutritional value.

I am aware that BRAVO TV in general does not intersect with intellectualism, but hot-damn it can be fun. What does a writer learn from series like The Rachel Zoe Project? That she can walk within six inches of her one-time right-hand man, Brad Goreski, and pretend she doesn’t see him without a droplet of remorse. Or from Millionaire Matchmaker I can shelve that men prefer long, straight hair. Or from my narcissistic Beverly Hills Housewives I’ve learned that when you are born in a zip code, you OWN that town. From a language perspective (this is one of my anemic justifications for watching—it’s research) I assemble BRAVO-lebrity vernacular like “maj” (major without the or), “I die” (for I love it), jackhole (idiot), fierce (fashion or image bullseye), throwing shade (insulting), and “shut the front door” (no way!). Vernacular, incidentally that has entered the annals of post-gen-X zeitgeist vocabulary.

But I’m no longer hiding or excusing the vacuous guilty pleasures of my sometimes pampered brain in order to preserve my writing cred. The information age exponentially ups the ante and we’re expected to shift our focus in nanoseconds while taking copious notes and identifying the contextual crux of continuous newsfeeds. Sometimes it feels good to relax, to get our silly on, to absorb nothing more than who made it through tribal council on Survivor or how foolish someone looked in the 360-degree mirror on What Not to Wear. What does surprise me is how many folks out there either don’t admit to, or actually don’t allow themselves to indulge a modicum of trivial pleasure. Truthfully, I harbor a healthy suspicion for someone who professes to read Nietzsche or listen to Baroque Quartets in his downtime.

Because let’s face it—most of us will never “know” enough to feel intellectually or informationally secure. Particularly in the realm of the professional or literary writer, maintaining a veneer of constant contemplation and wholesale disdain for pleasure or vapid entertainment seems almost mandatory. But I wonder how much we (writers or otherwise) can really know about the meaning of desire, our participation in our own bad decisions, understanding humanity’s hubris, or how inherently fallible and silly we are if we don’t allow ourselves a regular dose of our own brand of The Real Housewives!

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6 Comments
LL in the hizzle.
4/1/2013 11:39:13 am

My brain is always in relax mode, aka Bravo tv mode, that I actually have trouble getting it back into working order. ; )

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pamela link
4/1/2013 11:45:15 am

Oh I know better than that, LL! Your brain is right there alongside mine in amped-up, turbo-charged, power-surged mode way too often for our own good.

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Randine Dodson link
4/1/2013 12:55:46 pm

Well, i have no problem admitting that my last favorite movie was "Jack and Jill" where Adam Sandler plays his own twin sister. But frequently i feel pressed by the fact that i don't have enough time in what years are left in my life to know everything i would love to know. That's just how it is. It means you are still in love with life. When I was younger i was looking to be fascinated by a man. Now i know they are human and struggling just like me and they aren't mysterious anymore. But the rest of the world is very, very fascinating!

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Pamela link
4/1/2013 04:01:33 pm

See, Randine, Jack and Jill afforded you a necessary familiar fun factor when contrasting with your recent trip to Asia. The breadth of knowledge available to us is heady, despite our finite resources and time to gain it. Still, I feel that the proverbial sleep and reboot modes that occur while watching something that comforts or amuses us are valuable. I often need days, months and years between receiving information/knowledge and being able to contextualize and appreciate it against the mundane moments that comprise much of life. Maybe I see guilty pleasures in that way that I believe the notion that joy is so much more vivid after we've experienced sadness!

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Christine link
4/23/2013 01:26:01 am

Sounds like you had a morning like I sometimes allow myself; wandering randomly through the web, blog hopping, picking up bits and pieces of info. Fun to do that sometimes. :)

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Pamela link
4/23/2013 03:39:21 am

"Sometimes" being the operative word there, Christine! My problem is that this "virtual twirling" in the guise of information gathering has become just a little too consistent habit! Thanks for stopping by.

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    In the past decade I have written memoirs for a nun, tutored children from Somalia, edited a college literary magazine, interned at Literary Arts in Portland,  published a few stories, graduated from University with highest honors, given a speech to a packed house at the Schnitz, remodeled a fixer-upper, written grants for programs that helped, extended my emotional /intellectual horizons, made an intra-state move, started a business, regained my groove, placed my finger back on the pulse, joined Facebook, Pinterest and LinkedIn, bought a smartphone,  traveled, raised puppies, and most importantly--honed my writing skills. I bare myself here on The Paper Garden and hope some moments will resonate with you.

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